Mediocre Athletics
Peak Physical Mediocrity
Peak Physical Mediocrity
- Delivery in 3-6 Days (USA)
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Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather options contain a dash of “effort” aka polyester)
• Fabric weight: Light enough to lift, heavy enough to cover your dad bod
• Pre-shrunk — unlike your ambition
• Side seams for structure, not six-packs
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, like a motivational pat on the back
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
Perfectly sculpted for the kind of guy who gives 70% and then asks if there’s pizza. The Peak Physical Mediocrity tee celebrates that sweet spot between bench press and binge-watch.
T-shirts are a dime a dozen, but this one stands out from the pack. It’s super soft, breathable, and has just the right amount of stretch. Need we say more?
🧵 Made Just for You (Because We’re Not That Organised)
We don’t print thousands of shirts and stuff them in a warehouse. Each piece is made to order when you buy it. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it also means less waste, no overproduction, and no piles of unsold gear haunting our regrets.
Thanks for your patience — and for supporting a brand that’s figuring it out as we go (with maximum charm and medium effort).
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What is your returns policy?
Since our products are made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size or preference. However, if your item arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll replace it at no cost. Just contact us within 30 days with a photo of the issue.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Each item is made on demand and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Shipping times vary by location:
- USA/Europe: 3-7 Business days
- Australia/NZ: 2-7 Business days
- UAE/Gulf: 10-20 Business days
Note: These are estimated times and may vary based on factors like customs and local postal services.
What’s the fit like?
Our shirts generally offer a regular fit and are true to size. For an oversized or looser look, consider sizing up. Please refer to the size guide for detailed measurements.
Will the print fade or crack over time?
We use high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. With proper care—washing inside out with cold water and hang drying—your design will maintain its quality over time.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. Delivery times and shipping rates vary based on location and will be calculated at checkout. Please note that we do not ship to certain countries due to legal restrictions or shipping carrier limitations.
We make each item to order — just for you.
That means less waste and no warehouses full of unsold stuff. It also means shipping might take a little longer — but we think it's worth the wait.
We’re a small, growing brand working on better fits, new drops, and refining every step. Your feedback helps shape what comes next — so don’t be shy.
Really dig the black on black. I don't like to be too loud with my shirts but that hits the spot perfectly.
It's a nice fit and the print is really good.
Great to see some normal stuff being celebrated. Sick of the gym bro "I lift for the gram" gear. Found a brand that gets that it's ok to try keep physically healthy, but still allow space for being a normal guy who drinks beer and doesn't count calories.