Shipping policy

When will I get my stuff?
Each item is made to order just for you (no warehouse full of mediocre shirts here).
Expect your order to ship out in 2–5 business days, and arrive in 2–10 business days, depending on your location.

Where do you ship?
We currently ship to most countries worldwide. If your country isn’t available at checkout, let us know — we might be able to add it.

Shipping rates
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on your location and order size. No surprise fees — just mildly disappointing ones, maybe.

Tracking info
Once your order ships, you’ll get a tracking link via email. If it doesn’t show up, check your spam folder or send us a friendly nudge.

Delays?
While rare, delays can happen. Please be patient — our shirts are worth the wait (or at least worth a chuckle when they arrive).