Mediocre Athletics
Genetically Average
Genetically Average
- Delivery in 3-6 Days (USA)
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Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton — because your genes need all the help they can get
• Fabric weight: Light enough for walking, too heavy for excuses
• Pre-shrunk fabric (we did the shrinking, so you don’t have to)
• Side-seamed for symmetry — even if your lifts aren't
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for that structurally sound shrug
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
A soft, stylish reminder that you’ve done the best you could with what little you were given. Features a scientifically vague anatomical diagram of your inherited mediocrity. No refunds from your parents.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
🧵 Made Just for You (Because We’re Not That Organised)
We don’t print thousands of shirts and stuff them in a warehouse. Each piece is made to order when you buy it. That means it takes a little longer to arrive, but it also means less waste, no overproduction, and no piles of unsold gear haunting our regrets.
Thanks for your patience — and for supporting a brand that’s figuring it out as we go (with maximum charm and medium effort)
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What is your returns policy?
Since our products are made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges for size or preference. However, if your item arrives damaged or incorrect, we’ll replace it at no cost. Just contact us within 30 days with a photo of the issue.
How long will my order take to arrive?
Each item is made on demand and typically ships within 2–5 business days. Shipping times vary by location:
- USA/Europe: 3-7 Business days
- Australia/NZ: 2-7 Business days
- UAE/Gulf: 10-20 Business days
Note: These are estimated times and may vary based on factors like customs and local postal services.
What’s the fit like?
Our shirts generally offer a regular fit and are true to size. For an oversized or looser look, consider sizing up. Please refer to the size guide for detailed measurements.
Will the print fade or crack over time?
We use high-quality direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. With proper care—washing inside out with cold water and hang drying—your design will maintain its quality over time.
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, we ship worldwide. Delivery times and shipping rates vary based on location and will be calculated at checkout. Please note that we do not ship to certain countries due to legal restrictions or shipping carrier limitations.
We make each item to order — just for you.
That means less waste and no warehouses full of unsold stuff. It also means shipping might take a little longer — but we think it's worth the wait.
We’re a small, growing brand working on better fits, new drops, and refining every step. Your feedback helps shape what comes next — so don’t be shy.
Bought this as a gift for my brother. It was a huge hit.
From a guy who used to be pretty sporty and is now a mid 30's dad, this resonated a lot! Really happy with the purchase. I'll be back